Team 6 vs Team 1

6Kenpachi and Rangiku
1Zilo and Kuroden

Begin!

Kenpachi walked into a massive areana. Nothing for miles around except the stone floor. No buildings no walls no matter how far you look it was just the sky and the solid stone floor. Kenpachi stood posed looking around like a fool mainly cause he knew why he was there but had nothing to fucking do. "DAMNIT IM SO FUCKIG BORED!" He hollered at the sky. Epicly pwning it with just his yell cause he was that awsome. Then he sat down and began to eat a turky sanwhich.

Zilo came walking in a large dome not knowing what the hell he was doing here for he got summoned to this place he wanted to be lazy but was told that he had to come here he carried the two swords on his hip and looked around and sighed a little bit as he saw a shinigami captain just what he needed was a captain to be sitting in front of him he heard there was a team match and they would be coming out of the same spot and the persons on the other side would be your opponent. "Just fucking great..." He murmured to himself. HE yawned a bit before starring at the man in front of him.

Rangiku sighed lazily. Today was quite a slow day. She wandered around, looking at the scenery. It was unusually dreary. Rangiku raised an eyebrow at such terrible territory. She desired something that was exciting and intriguing. It wasn't here. A small voice sounded from the zanpakutuo on her hip. "Rangiku, where are we going today?" Haineko said in a wide yawn to Rangiku. Rangiku paused for a few seconds, looking in the distance, spotting an odd stone surface with Kenpachi Zaraki and another man sitting on it. "Over there Haineko....where Zaraki is....what is he doing here..." Rangiku said, mystefied on why Zaraki was in a environment with this...with no Yachiru. She shunpo'd over to the stone surface quickly and looked down at Zaraki. "Hello Kenpachi." Tangiku said in a bored tone as she flipped her long beautiful hair over her shoulder.

His mind rattling about sleepily as his mind made clear where he was and who was there and how his summited shagreen at the feared adam appled jugular of the man with the beautiful beautiful miss Matsumoto. He yawned waling over to his partner slapping him a high five. Before a mass of lovely potential energy and of course kenetic energy brought him to the red head hand to breast with an undodgable grope that meant know harm, but a sheer measurement of his side. It lasted for less than a second as he repeated his first steps of awaking and his mind rattled with everything that did and didn't happen. He simply looked at his partner. "When shall we take them old friend?"

Kenpachi continued to eat his sandwhich. Because of his spritual pressure he could be cut by anything less then a shika energy level so he wasnt exsactly worried. Either way he didnt care to fight he was just hungry. So he kept eating he was in a bad mood. He knew the fight would cheer him up but he wanted to finish his sandwhich fisrt.

Zilo sat there and shook his head at his partner for gropping the poor women. HE had always known kuroden to be a pervert and was thinking in his head why did he have to be stuck with a partner that was more perverted then anyone in the three worlds and sighedx a little bit and looked at the man who he presumed was the one that summoned him he tossed him a bottle of sake. "If you eat only a sandwhich it will make your throat dry. And that wouldn't be fair to fight you witha dry throat." He said keeping his eye on the girl in case she made a move they could now sense that he was a espada and not a low one at that.

Rangiku yawned as she looked at Kenpachi. "Where's little Yachiru?" Rangiku asked him inquistively. She wondered why the young pink-haired girl hadn't been on Kenpachi's shoulder today, where she usually was. It was strange. She growled suddenly in unison with Haineko as a man put his dirty hands on Rangiku's breasts. She knew she was quite lovely with the incredible size of her bust, but it was uncalled for. The man didn't have to grope her breasts as if she was nothing more than that. She kicked his face angrily and quickly. "What gives you the right to strut over here and grope my boobs you sick pervert?!" Rangiku yelled at him, Haineko yawning. She stared angrily at him, and turned to the other man just seconds before he threw a sake battle. She spotted the tiny bottle filled with delicious sake, and snatched in mid-air. She grinned as she drank some, satsified with the sake. She looked back to Kenpachi and grinned. "Sorry about that Zaraki. But I can't pass up the opportunity to get some sake." Rangiku said with a laugh as Haineko giggled, still strapped safely to her waist.

He was ignoring the look on his partner's face labeling him a pervert like he had for the last century and saw the sake he threw. Kenpachi's throat was slit so there was no point in giving him a damn thing to drink. He was dead and there only lies Rangiku in their wake. Her kiuck almost hit his face, but his shunpo was fast enough to get him away. He just looked at her and the pool of Zaraki blood flowing at her. "Uhhhh move outta the way. That shit stains." He chuckled a bit and unsheathed his zanpakuto standing there not ever moving since he came back to his partner.

OOC:To lazy to change accounts however i just wanna get this in

Kenpachi finished his sandwich in the 3-4 seconds it took him to bleed out so he had a happy death.

Kuroden wrote:

His mind rattling about sleepily as his mind made clear where he was and who was there and how his summited shagreen at the feared adam appled jugular of the man with the beautiful beautiful miss Matsumoto. He yawned waling over to his partner slapping him a high five. Before a mass of lovely potential energy and of course kenetic energy brought him to the red head hand to breast with an undodgable grope that meant know harm, but a sheer measurement of his side. It lasted for less than a second as he repeated his first steps of awaking and his mind rattled with everything that did and didn't happen. He simply looked at his partner. "When shall we take them old friend?"

Where does it say that he slit his throat? Let me break down that post SENTENCE by SENTENCE.

Kuroden wrote:

His mind rattling about sleepily as his mind made clear where he was and who was there and how his summited shagreen at the feared adam appled jugular of the man with the beautiful beautiful miss Matsumoto.

For one, it's saying he's sleepy, and he summited (1. the highest point or part, as of a hill, a line of travel, or any object; top; apex.
2. the highest point of attainment or aspiration: the summit of one's ambition.
3. the highest state or degree.
4. the highest level of diplomatic or other governmental officials: a meeting at the summit. ) shagreen (which is the skin of sharks and rays) at kenpachi, and then something about Rangiku.

He didn't cut his throat there.

Kuroden wrote:

He yawned waling over to his partner slapping him a high five

He High-Fived Zilo.

Kuroden wrote:

Before a mass of lovely potential energy and of course kenetic energy brought him to the red head hand to breast with an undodgable grope that meant know harm, but a sheer measurement of his side.

He went and grabbed Rangiku's boob, which for one is "R" and there is no rating warnig in the topic, so he does NOT need to be posting like that -__-, and he also claimed it as undodgable.

Kuroden wrote:

It lasted for less than a second as he repeated his first steps of awaking and his mind rattled with everything that did and didn't happen. He simply looked at his partner.

He held her boob for less than a second, then did what he did at the beginning. He then looked at his partner and spoke to him.

In his next post he claims he cut Kenpachi's throat, which nowhere in THIS post does it even come close to saying he cut Kenpachi's throat. As well as the whole boob grabbing thing, his attack is void, and he's being unfair.

Zilo sighed as he saw the man jsut eat the sandwhich and bleed out not a worthy death. He walked over to the body that laid limp less on the ground. "Descanse en la paz." He said as he ran his hands over the mans eyes closing them. He turned to the girl that seemed to take the sake and sighed slightly as he walked away from the two of them and sat down and read his book there was no point in him fighting at the moment he would just let them fight.

Kuroden wrote:

how his summited shagreen at the feared adam appled jugular of the man with the beautiful beautiful miss Matsumoto.

Summited shagreen if im correct is a refrance to his zanpakto in description of the handel if im not mistake.

The man with the lady obviously mean kenpachi. Neither me or rangiku voided what he did mean we technqiully allowed it.

So if you still wanna call void go for it but if thats the case then hes sliping nad falling and cutting his own damn throat

Kuroden wrote:

It lasted for less than a second as he repeated his first steps of awaking and his mind rattled with everything that did and didn't happen. [/color]

He also said that. How do we know what did and didn't happen? You can't put crap like that dude.If you say something about "what did and didn't happen" in a post like this, you POST what happened, and post what DIDN'T happen, you cant put it in some mysterious riddle, because someone can easily say that the throat cut was something that didn't happen.

And after prowling through Dictionary and Synonym.com, Shagreen is in no direct cooriliation with the sword, as no definition or synonym match what has been stated. I'm not saying it's untrue, but if you're going to use a word, use it as an ACTUAL defined-word and not a word that's "streey language" for something.