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PostSubject: Funny videos   Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:12 am




Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter
Im spending every morning with my head in the s**tter
Got vomit in my hair
But Im way too sick to care
Now Im fallin down the stairs
I pull myself off the floor
Then Im almost at the door
But my family is waiting for me
Oh crap not again
Its an intervention
Its cool Im fine
I can stop at any time

DAD
Thats a lie
You wont try
Now youve made your mother cry Look!

MOM
O o o o O o o o
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KESHA
Im outta here
This is queer
I just drank a couple beers
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MOM
Dont leave
We love you
We even hired Dr. Drew

DR. DREW
This pattern
needs to end

KESHA
I think I have to puke again
O o o o O o o o

KESHA
So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling
Then they all go down the line talkin bout their feelings
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BROTHER [reading]
It makes me sad when I see brush your teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back
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DAD
Stop showing off your butt butt
Youre making young girls act like sluts sluts
And youre starting to get a beer gut beer gut!
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DR. DREW
This behavior is a dead end
P. Diddy is not your friend
Youll end up like Lindsay Lohan
L-L-L-L-Lohan

KESHA
This is whack
I feel trapped

DR. DREW
We just want the old Kesha back

KESHA
Screw you
Dr. Drew
And your stupid camera crew

MOM
Hey you
dont have to shout
We're just trying to help you out

O o o o O o o o

KESHA
Okay
Its time you know
This is just a video
I dont drink
Or pee in sinks
Thats just what I want my fans to think
Its all an act
And in fact
Its even in my contract
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FAMILY
O O O O O O
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PostSubject: Re: Funny videos   Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:25 am

I'm not afraid to piss and moan
About my feelings and how I've grown
I've got no sense of humor about myself
But I take shots at everyone else
I'm like a kid and god forbid
People call be out on stupid things that I did

Damn. It's really bright up here.
I guess I shoulda brought some sunglasses.
If I knew we were shooting a video outside
Now some of you might be on your roof talking to your self too. But your not famous rappers, so no one cares.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going downstairs.

You can try to throw away my lyric sheets before I can read em
Ha! too bad I got em memorized I don't even need em
Yeah I still got homophobic rhymes but you can't get upset
Cus that fag Elton John and I once did a duet
To my fans, I apologize for ruining your life
I'll get back to writing songs about murdering my wife
He spits his lines in perfect time without any rehearsin'
Sometimes he rhymes about himself in the third person
His rapping is hilarious or completely serious
And if you make fun of him then he will get frikkin furious
Cus he can dish it out but he just can't take it
Like a baker who hates cake, but always bakes it
Who's this dude looking at me? He looks just like me
He's clocking me mocking me, I think he wants to fight me
Ow, I tried to hit the man but he broke my hand and then he ran
Musta been a crazed fan. Oh, damn, there he is again (alternate line) Oh no maybe it was Stan?
I'm not afraid to throw a chair its from IKEA so I don't care
I'm bumping into people on the street I'm wearing Shape Ups on my feet 
I'm just like you. I've been there too. I'm rich and famous so I take that back it's not true
It was my decision to do drugs, I did it for fun but now I'm done
Now I'll go back to making puns about Kim Karshiun
and her two tons buns of fun so gargantuan that they block out the sun
I'm the worlds greatest rapper, a fact that's undisputed
But for some reason I act like I am persecuted
If you think I'm a turkey well then you can just stuff it
I'm the only MC to have a beef with a puppet
I could rap about, Afghanistan, Iraq or BP
But I'd rather make fun of some minor celebrities 
Here's a list of people that I'd like to impeach
Patricia Headon, Will Weaton, Ruben Studdard, and Screech
But I won't diss Kanye or Lil Wayne that ain't fun
They're both really nice, they ain't hurt no one
But, screw Michael J. Fox, cus he shakes when he walks
Aren't you glad that I'm back to get this message across
I'm not afraid to get really pissed
At all my critics that hardly exist
I'm such whiny baby I'll keep complaining
I'm rich as hell my records sell
I'm such an ass, but I get a pass
People love me cus I can rhyme words really fast
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